ArtistInfo
50 Ways To Kill Me
Gnarly Deth Wish
Album US 2010 on Scene Destroyer label
Electronic and Rock (Heavy Metal, Pop Punk, Electro)
(C) and (P) 2010 Scene Destroyer Records, P.O. Box 2, Great River, NY 11739 U.S.A.
Musicians
 | 50 Ways To Kill Me voc, arranged by, performer, written by, album by |
 | Jay Decay lyrics by |
Composers
| 50 Ways To Kill Me |
| Jay Decay |
Album Tracks
| No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Put My Head Through A TV And Watch Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:16 | |
| 2 | Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step On One When Running Over There | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:31 | |
| 3 | Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:14 | |
| 4 | Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey! | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:34 | |
| 5 | Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:08 | |
| 6 | Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They Shoot Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:47 | |
| 7 | Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:03 | |
| 8 | Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up On The Floor In That Exact Spot | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:49 | |
| 9 | Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:25 | |
| 10 | Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:17 | |
| 11 | Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:58 | |
| 12 | Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:18 | |
| 13 | Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:30 | |
| 14 | Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:30 | |
| 15 | Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:52 | |
| 16 | Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Gluegords | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:25 | |
| 17 | Slit My Vein; It's Tubular | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:39 | |
| 18 | Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing And Some Dillhole In A Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into A Human Pancake | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:34 | |
| 19 | Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:22 | |
| 20 | Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm A Dudette And Tries To Take Me On A Date | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:30 | |
| 21 | Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:25 | |
| 22 | Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling The Return Of Christ By Eating My Brain | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:57 | |
| 23 | Print Me Into Money | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:50 | |
| 24 | Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face Onto The Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:41 | |
| 25 | Give Me Heroin | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:11 | |
| 26 | Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:52 | |
| 27 | Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:56 | |
| 28 | Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:56 | |
| 29 | Churn Me Into Cream | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:30 | |
| 30 | Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:17 | |
| 31 | Blast My Brains And Face Onto The Wall With A Double Barrel Shotgun Of Doom | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:58 | |
| 32 | Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:00 | |
| 33 | Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Leeches | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:08 | |
| 34 | Convince A Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus And It Comes Out As A Centaur, I Have A Heart Attack | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:00 | |
| 35 | Dress Me Up Like A Cow So That When Cowboys Brand The 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo On Me It Burns So Bad That I Pass Away And Enter Heaven | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:58 | |
| 36 | Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:16 | |
| 37 | Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, And Turn On The Trash Compactor | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:26 | |
| 38 | Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs Of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions And Lightning To Strike Me Down With Grim Force More Deadly Than The Lightning Described In Tracks 9 And 10 | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:41 | |
| 39 | Build Me A Car With A Keyboard And Mouse Instead Of A Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through A Carpal Tunnel | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:41 | |
| 40 | Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead Of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out And Make A Gnarly Deth Wish It Comes True | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:27 | |
| 41 | Tie Me To The Train Tracks So A Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes And Splits My Body Causing My Intestines To Stretch For Miles | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:40 | |
| 42 | Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into A Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:46 | |
| 43 | Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off And My Own Hand Flips Me The Middle Finger As I Perish | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:58 | |
| 44 | Strap Weight To My Body And Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin Ice | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:23 | |
| 45 | Have A Surfer Make A Noose For Me So I Can Hang Ten | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:25 | |
| 46 | Lock Me In A Freezer | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:15 | |
| 47 | Lock Me In An Oven | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 0:50 | |
| 48 | Pay For My College So That I Become A Most Triumphantly Wise And Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform An Abortion, Radical Pro-Lifers Hunt Me Down And Slay Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:39 | |
| 49 | Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put A Candle In It And Put It On Your Door Stop On Halloween | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 1:22 | |
| 50 | Leave Me In The Desert To Rot, For My Barbarically Excellent, Suicidal And Bloodthirsty Escapade Of Deth Has Now Ended... | 50 Ways To Kill Me | 2:57 |
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