Album US 2005 on Fecal-Matter Discorporated label
Electronic and Rock (Grindcore, Industrial, Pop Rock, Punk, Gabber, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Electro, Synth-pop)
![]() | 50 Ways To Kill Me voc, album by |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | When I'm Sleeping Pave Me To The Street The Night Before A Parade Of Elephants | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
2 | Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
3 | Bring Me To Church So That After I Beat The Shit Out Of The Priest For Trying To Rape Me, A Cop Beats The Shit Out Of Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
4 | Put Me On A Spaceship And Send Me Into The Sun | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
5 | Use Me For Bait When You Go Fishing | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
6 | Make Me Watch Reruns Of Full House On Warped VHS Tapes While You Feed Me An M-80 Sandwich | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
7 | Pretend My Nose And My Two Eyes Are The Three Holes On A Bowling Ball, Clentch My Skull With A Mighty Fist, And Go For A Strike | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
8 | Put Me In A Cartoon And Animate Me Getting Killed | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
9 | Make Me Go Through 12 Grades Of Highschool So That I Get So Depressed In My Teens That All I Have To Do Is Listen To 50 Way To Kill Me CD Once And I Already Found A Way To End It | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
10 | Chop Off My Penis With Children's Scissors And Put It In A Fryer And Serve It Between Two Buns | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
11 | Drop A Cinder Block On My Head | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
12 | Break My Heart With A Sledge Hammer Part 2 | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
13 | Make Me Get Gang Banged By The Entire Clergy So My Asshole Starts To Bleed Soooo Goddamn Much That Not Even Satan Can Repair It | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
14 | When I Order A Drink At The Bar, Slip A Roofy Into My Drink | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
15 | Strangle Me With A Microphone Cord | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
16 | When I Have My Back Turned Charge At Me And Attack When I Least Expect It | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
17 | Impale My Heart With A Penis | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
18 | Slice Open My Neck With A Rusty Tuna Can | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
19 | Transform Me Into A Donut So Cops Eat Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
20 | Take A Glass Jar Of Salsa And Break It Over My Knee Cap Then Stab Me In The Heart With It | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
21 | Hold A Gun To My Head And Make Me Watch Abortions All Night And If I Laugh At Abortions Then Pull The Trigger | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
22 | Put Me In A Gigantic Cacoon So That After I Come Out In 9 Months As A Penis With Butterfly Wings Chop Off My Head And Feed It To Nuns | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
23 | Get Pregnant And Then Give Birth In A State That Allows Capital Punishment So That After You Kill Your Kid I Get Fried | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
24 | Give Me A Toy Gun To Hold While Walking Past A Cop So He Shoots Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
25 | Pretend My Neck Is A Package In The Mail From Grandma And Dice It Open With A Box Cutter | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
26 | When The Cops Are'nt Looking Burn Me With An Iron | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
27 | Stuff My Nose Down Your Slophole And Excrete A Wet Blasphemous Queef | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
28 | Put A Kitten In A Tarantula's Web And If I Laugh At It (Which I Will) Feed Me To A 20 Foot Long Anaconda | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
29 | Send Me Back In Time To The Crusades | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
30 | Take Me To Suicide Island | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
31 | Let Pat Barry (AKA Fat Pat) Drive My Car While I'm Asleep At The Wheel And Drives Into A Telephone Pole (Based On A True Story, Fat Pat I Hope You Suck A Dick In Hell) | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
32 | Put Super Glue On The Toilet Seat So That Next Time I Have To Let Turds Fall Out Of My Asshole I Starve To Death | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
33 | I'm Going To Walk Into A Dark Room Filled With People That Hate Me With A Blindfold On, The Second I Turn On The Lights, ATTACK!!!!! | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
34 | Stab A Pen Through My Neck | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
35 | Offer Me A Pill Of Rat Poison And I'll Say Yes | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
36 | Drown Me | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
37 | Put Me In A Hot Air Balloon Then Shoot It With A Gun UP In The Air | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
38 | Legalize Suicide (So I Can Fucking Do It) | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
39 | Make Me Dance The Official 50 Ways To Kill Me Dance (Which Always Results In Death) | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
40 | Set It Up So I'm Just At The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
41 | Stuff A Sock In My Mouth So No One Can Hear Me Scream, Then Punch Me In The Stomach So Hard That Doodie Shoots Out Of My Booty And My Anus Lips Shatter And I Die From Having A Heart Attack | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
42 | Stab Me In The Lungs With Scissors | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
43 | Help Me Find An Electric Fence To Whizz On | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
44 | Impale Me With A Kitchen Knife | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
45 | Crackle My Ballsack With A Nutcracker And If I Don't Like It Chop Off My Head And Throw It Into A Basketball Hoop, Magic Johnson Would Be Impressed But He Also Has AIDS So His Opinion Is Shit | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
46 | Strangle Me With A Phone Cord | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
47 | Put A Broomstick In My Dickhole | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
48 | Send Me Out Into The Cold With No Clothes And Icecubes Duct Taped To My Ballbag | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
49 | Drive An Elephant's Tusk Into My Cranium | 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
50 | When Suicide Is Finally Legalized, Tell Me To Do It, And I Will | 50 Ways To Kill Me |