Album US 2002 on HighBridge label
Spoken Word (Audiobook, Comedy)
[On front cover:] Read by the author [On back of slipcase:] UNABRIDGED; 3 HOURS ON 3 COMPACT DISCS [In reality, there is about 2 hours 41 minutes on these discs.] Original material © 2002 Al Franken. Recorded by arrangement with Dutton, a division of Penguin Putnam Inc. ℗ © 2002 HighBridge Company. [On disc labels:] DISC 1 [53:16] DISC 2 [68:27] DISC 3 [39:00] ------------------------- Track titles and durations are not printed on the release.
Al Franken , *1951 US read by, album by | |
Christopher Marble design, adapted by |
Richard Hasselberger design, cover |
Jan Cobb photography by, cover photograph |
Paul Ruben producer |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | To The Listener | Al Franken | 1:14 | |
2 | Oh, You Shouldn't Skip The Introduction! | Al Franken | 4:00 | |
3 | Oh, The Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating! | Al Franken | 10:44 | |
4 | Oh, The Advice You Should Ignore! | Al Franken | 5:33 | |
5 | Oh, The Personal Notes You Should Write! | Al Franken | 6:14 | |
6 | Oh, Are You Going To Hate Your First Job! | Al Franken | 8:50 | |
7 | Oh, The Drugs You Will Take! | Al Franken | 4:52 | |
8 | Oh, The Orgasms You'll Have! | Al Franken | 6:23 | |
9 | Oh, The Orgasms You'll Fake! (For The Ladies) | Al Franken | 3:06 | |
10 | Oh, If You're Involved In Hardcore Bondage And Discipline, You Should Have A "Safeword"! | Al Franken | 2:12 | |
11 | Oh, Pick A Religion, Any Religion! | Al Franken | 5:30 | |
12 | Oh, The Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself! | Al Franken | 4:54 | |
13 | Oh, The Politicians Who Will Disappoint You! | Al Franken | 5:34 | |
14 | Oh, The Person Of Your Dreams Vs. The Person You Can Actually Attract! | Al Franken | 6:05 | |
15 | Oh, Just Looking At Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl! | Al Franken | 5:14 | |
16 | Oh, The Violent Television Your Children Will Watch! | Al Franken | 5:47 | |
17 | Oh, The Bad Investments You'll Make (And The Good Ones You Won't)! | Al Franken | 6:42 | |
18 | Oh, You Should Go To Canada And See The Northern Lights Before You Die! | Al Franken | 5:11 | |
19 | Oh, The Weight You Will Gain! | Al Franken | 5:58 | |
20 | Oh, The Houses You Will Covet, And The Homeowners You'll Envy! | Al Franken | 6:57 | |
21 | Oh, The People You Must Trample To Get Ahead! | Al Franken | 3:39 | |
22 | Oh, The Books You'll Read! | Al Franken | 4:34 | |
23 | Oh, The People You'll Sue! | Al Franken | 2:17 | |
24 | Oh, Watch Out For Disgruntled Former Employees! | Al Franken | 4:32 | |
25 | Oh, The Giving Back To Your Community You Oughtta Be Doing, Instead Of Listening To This! | Al Franken | 8:30 | |
26 | Oh, The Best Is Yet To Come! | Al Franken | 5:23 | |
27 | Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering After Effects! | Al Franken | 5:39 | |
28 | Oh, Laughter Is The Best Medicine! | Al Franken | 3:40 | |
29 | Oh, The Loneliness, The Loneliness! | Al Franken | 4:40 | |
30 | Oh, The Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In! | Al Franken | 3:31 | |
31 | Oh, The Afterword! | Al Franken | 3:00 |