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Crab Smasher
David Intolerant And The Seventeen Screaming Kids
Album AU 2003 on Squeamish Recordings label
Electronic and Pop (Electro, Noise, Techno, Novelty)
Crab Smasher released David Intolerant And The Seventeen Screaming Kids in 2003. Mostly made up of songs considered too crap for the debut album, as well as material considered too crap for a new album, if you’re a fan of Crab Smasher ver.1.0, then you will love it! If you’re a fan of Crab Smasher ver.3.0 you will absolutely hate it! Primarily put together with a pirate copy of Fruityloops software and a broken PC microphone, the album consists of 25 tracks of pitch shifted/halfspeed/doublespeed gimmicky novelty songs, goofy lyrics, and irritating electronica.
Musicians
 | Crab Smasher , *2002 AU album by |
 | Grant Hunter b, voc, *1983 written by, recorded by, programmed by, voice |
 | Nicholas French g, b, written by, recorded by, programmed by, voice, artwork by |
 | Matt Ranzetta voc, eb, g, written by, music by, voice |
 | Sarah Griesser perc, voc, key, written by, music by, keyboards |
Album Tracks 
| No | |
Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Twelve Milkmen Is Theoretically Possible… Thirteen Is Silly | Crab Smasher | 2:23 | |
| 2 | | Mart | Crab Smasher | 2:16 | |
| 3 | | The Trustworthy Prawn | Crab Smasher | 1:31 | |
| 4 | | Aligator Digs For A Friend | Crab Smasher | 1:26 | |
| 5 | | Terror Trolls In Sugar Swamp | Crab Smasher | 0:58 | |
| 6 | | Knee Six | Crab Smasher | 1:06 | |
| 7 | | Keratoconus | Crab Smasher | 1:51 | |
| 8 | | Scissor Face | Crab Smasher | 1:45 | |
| 9 | | I See Number Nine | Crab Smasher | 1:06 | |
| 10 | | Ergonomic Melonballer | Crab Smasher | 1:57 | |
| 11 | | Boys Are Sexy | Crab Smasher | Chloe Russell | 2:11 |
| 12 | | Bringer Of Death | Crab Smasher | 2:47 | |
| 13 | | Rainbow | Crab Smasher | 1:38 | |
| 14 | | Not Clever | Crab Smasher | 0:52 | |
| 15 | | Calenture | Crab Smasher | 1:47 | |
| 16 | | Wolf Baby With Brain Damage | Crab Smasher | 1:34 | |
| 17 | | Quentin The Squid | Crab Smasher | Matt Ranzetta | 1:43 |
| 18 | | The Devil Owns Shares In Voyager Music | Crab Smasher | 2:16 | |
| 19 | | Peaches And Cream Taste Nicer When Not In Lollypop Form | Crab Smasher | 2:02 | |
| 20 | | Earthen Girl, Chimney Face | Crab Smasher | 0:41 | |
| 21 | | Kung Fu Of Eight Drunkards | Crab Smasher | 0:30 | |
| 22 | | The Sun Comes Up | Crab Smasher | 1:42 | |
| 23 | | The Magic Garden Of Stanley Sweetheart | Crab Smasher | 0:20 | |
| 24 | | The Wonderful Ice-Cream Suit | Crab Smasher | 2:48 | |
| 25 | The Internet Makes Me Forget To Have Showers | Crab Smasher | Sarah Griesser | 1:14 |
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