Album US 2009 on Hachette Audio label
Spoken Word (Audiobook)
Durations: CD1=66:29, CD2=56:46, CD3=62:18, CD4=70:45, CD5=63:28, CD6=70:02, Total=6:29:48. Disc 6 has a bonus pdf file with photos. This audiobook does not contain the chapter "Top Ten CDs To Listen To While Listening To Other CDs".
![]() | David Cross , *1964 US narrator, album by |
![]() | Jon Benjamin p, narrator, featuring |
![]() | Les Savy Fav , *1995 US featuring |
![]() | Kristen Schaal , *1978 US narrator, featuring |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | Preface | David Cross | 5:46 | |
2 | Intro | David Cross | 0:21 | |
3 | Preface (Part 1) | David Cross | 2:30 | |
4 | Preface (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:40 | |
5 | Don't Abandon Your Baby | David Cross | 6:54 | |
6 | But It's Good For You! | David Cross | 6:46 | |
7 | I Think Rich People Are Boring | David Cross | 4:51 | |
8 | Minutes Of The Development And Programming Meeting For FOX Television's New Season (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:42 | |
9 | Minutes Of The Development And Programming Meeting For FOX Television's New Season (Part 2) | David Cross | 3:15 | |
10 | I Ain't No This Or That | David Cross | 3:46 | |
11 | Woodstock | David Cross | 5:02 | |
12 | Breaking Up (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:43 | |
13 | Breaking Up (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:03 | |
14 | A Non-Sponsored Look At Holidays In America (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:23 | |
15 | A Non-Sponsored Look At Holidays In America (Part 2) | David Cross | 5:48 | |
16 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:04 | |
17 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:29 | |
18 | The Mystifying Allure Of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3) | David Cross | 6:17 | |
19 | YourStar.com | David Cross | 3:41 | |
20 | Scrapbooking In Michigan (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:50 | |
21 | Scrapbooking In Michigan (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:30 | |
22 | I Would Be The Shittiest Survivor In History (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:08 | |
23 | I Would Be The Shittiest Survivor In History (Part 2) | David Cross | 3:25 | |
24 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:53 | |
25 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:13 | |
26 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3) | David Cross | 4:25 | |
27 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4) | David Cross | 4:14 | |
28 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5) | David Cross | 2:11 | |
29 | My Memoir-To-Be | David Cross | 3:24 | |
30 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:03 | |
31 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2) | David Cross | 11:19 | |
32 | Sitting On A Pole Trying To Win Some Money | David Cross | 6:15 | |
33 | Didja Know? | David Cross | 2:02 | |
34 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:10 | |
35 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:58 | |
36 | Heaven! (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:04 | |
37 | Heaven! (Part 2) | David Cross | 3:07 | |
38 | The Five People You Meet In Limbo | David Cross | 3:44 | |
39 | Ideas For T-Shirts To Be Sold At Urban Outfitters | David Cross | 2:22 | |
40 | In Anticipation Of Reading This Right Now (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:06 | |
41 | In Anticipation Of Reading This Right Now (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:34 | |
42 | Gay Canada (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:35 | |
43 | Gay Canada (Part 2) | David Cross | 5:58 | |
44 | You'll Never Guess!!! | David Cross | 5:32 | |
45 | Sweet Mary J. | David Cross | 5:20 | |
46 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:21 | |
47 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2) | David Cross | 3:19 | |
48 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1) | David Cross | 5:05 | |
49 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2) | David Cross | 5:45 | |
50 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3) | David Cross | 5:14 | |
51 | Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing But Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing | David Cross | 5:03 | |
52 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 1) | David Cross | 5:05 | |
53 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:39 | |
54 | Ask A Rabbi! (Part 3) | David Cross | 2:24 | |
55 | A Short Request To Lame Friends | David Cross | 2:38 | |
56 | Things To Do When You Are Bored (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:24 | |
57 | Things To Do When You Are Bored (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:10 | |
58 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:49 | |
59 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:31 | |
60 | The Golden Age Of Cowardice (Part 3) | David Cross | 2:11 | |
61 | Top Ten Top Ten Lists List | David Cross | 1:15 | |
62 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1) | David Cross | 4:44 | |
63 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:16 | |
64 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3) | David Cross | 4:32 | |
65 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4) | David Cross | 4:34 | |
66 | How To Play "Mafia," The Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1) | David Cross | 5:09 | |
67 | How To Play "Mafia," The Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:39 | |
68 | I Don't Have Children | David Cross | 3:29 | |
69 | A Short List Of Videos With Babies In Them That I Have Not Seen On The Internet But Most Likely Exist And I Would Like To See At Some Point | David Cross | 1:36 | |
70 | Other Ways In Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology To Get Around God's Strict Laws For The Sabbath | David Cross | 2:02 | |
71 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1) | David Cross | 5:17 | |
72 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:18 | |
73 | Cigar Corner | David Cross | 3:51 | |
74 | Excerpts From The Galley Copy Of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:59 | |
75 | Excerpts From The Galley Copy Of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2) | David Cross | 4:32 | |
76 | Original Message (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:14 | |
77 | Original Message (Part 2) | David Cross | 3:16 | |
78 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 1) | David Cross | 5:22 | |
79 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 2) | David Cross | 5:28 | |
80 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 3) | David Cross | 4:54 | |
81 | An Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy (Part 4) | David Cross | 2:02 | |
82 | We Have Got To Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes" | David Cross | 4:54 | |
83 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:35 | |
84 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:21 | |
85 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3) | David Cross | 0:58 | |
86 | For The Love Of God! (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:12 | |
87 | For The Love Of God! (Part 2) | David Cross | 1:58 | |
88 | Cigar Corner: Bonus Story! | David Cross | 2:10 | |
89 | Cigar Corner, Part 2 | David Cross | 3:55 | |
90 | Truck Stop (Part 1) | David Cross | 3:59 | |
91 | Truck Stop (Part 2) | David Cross | 2:01 | |
92 | Letter From The Future | David Cross | 4:26 | |
93 | An Afterthought | David Cross | 3:00 | |
94 | Acknowledgements | David Cross | 3:39 | |
95 | Credits | David Cross | 1:47 | |
96 | A Free List Of Quirks For Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Instrumental) | David Cross | 10:23 |