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Defornicated

Rock, Electronic and Spoken Word
A.k.a. Gordon Genevieve Shumway-Valentine - Everything

ONLINE PREDATOR GRIND Biography Violator dreamed as a little boy of wearing a dildo helmet on stage. Years went by and no one wanted poor Violator. Henceforth his dildo helmet became flaccid. Then on one a stormy night, outside of some shitty metal show in Pornland, WHOREGON, Violator was smoking crack with members of an unnamed band (though we totally know their names). Then on his way back into the venue he went out back and started digging through the trash for food, half drank bottles of booze (mostly filled with piss) and used condoms to suckle the sweet nectar from. Instead he found the mighty VomitronXXX, a super guitar playing robot sent back in time from the future in a fear transporting error, with his cyber cock caught in an electrical socket. Violator, having a Master's degree in quantum mechanics and particle acceleration, also with a bachelors in biotechnology and nuclear fusion, he had deduced that the failure in VomitronXXX's servo-motor was caused by lack of Drug and Alcohol intake. So he shoved PCP laced Crack into his core-reactor. The Vomitron was activated, finally Violator had the tools he needed to make the music of the future. Ergo, Defornicated was formed to destroy your dirty little assholes. On Merica's birthday, the smelly wetback dick "ICE-T-1000" came back from the future to kill Defornicated, but once it heard the soothing sounds of Defornicated's super noise, he turned against the future robot race that sent him back to destroy Defornicated. ICE-T-1000 now stands around looking retarded and jacking his liquid melt extendo cock off on stage while Defo blast the posers of Portland with their sonic sound sperm, impregnating the obese and ugly "females" and castrating the weak and feeble penises of the "males" the inhabit this putrid shithole. but then Violator turned into a douchey hipster and only wanteed to drive his fake powervoilence band around to get weed, so vomitron kicked everyone out of his band, and processed to put out the best music of all time. WARNING!!!! Exposure to Harmful radiation may accrue when listening to Defornicated. Use at your own Risk. Defornicated is not intended to by listened to by humans and prolonged exposure may cause; but not limited to: Death, Seizures, Swelling or Cancer of the anus, mouth, throat, penis, and ass, Deafness, Blindness, Vomiting, Dizziness, Extreme euphoria leading to paranoia, compulsive Masturbation of the nose, feet, eyes and genitals , Birth defects, birthday defects, gorgasms, and spontaneous orgiastic behavior.

Genres

• Rock
• Electronic
• Spoken Word

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