Album US 2015 on Sub Pop label
Jazz, Rock and Spoken Word (Comedy, Lounge, Psychedelic Rock, Experimental)
Includes digital download coupon. Tracks are listed sequentially on release. Live in Seattle recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7 & 8, 2014. Over 45 Minutes Of Crying recorded in Woods Hole, MA May 3, 2013. Meditation, Digital Drugs, Sound Effects, Voicemails and Ringtones, Russian phrases, Fuckscapes, and 195 Orgasms recorded at Fish Fin Studios between October 2013 and April 2015.
Eugene Mirman , *1974 US art direction, music by, producer, edited by, words by, written by, album by | |
Christian Cundari acoustic guitar, electric guitar, engineer, keyboards, programmed by, music by, piano, producer, edited by | |
John Golden , US mastered by, vinyl | |
Matthew Savage music by, producer, edited by |
Sasha Barr art direction |
Daniel Kitson liner notes |
Nick Zampiello mastered by, mixed by |
Eugene Mirman |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater | Eugene Mirman | ||
2 | Introduction, A Gift From Derrick | Eugene Mirman | ||
3 | Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow | Eugene Mirman | ||
4 | Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW | Eugene Mirman | ||
5 | Ask A Pastor | Eugene Mirman | ||
6 | Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center | Eugene Mirman | ||
7 | A Linkedin Profile | Eugene Mirman | ||
8 | The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe | Eugene Mirman | ||
9 | Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine | Eugene Mirman | ||
10 | Contacting Celebrities On Facebook | Eugene Mirman | ||
11 | Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH | Eugene Mirman | ||
12 | Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods | Eugene Mirman | ||
13 | I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage | Eugene Mirman | ||
14 | A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body | Eugene Mirman | ||
15 | Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable | Eugene Mirman | ||
16 | The Body | Eugene Mirman | ||
17 | Feet & Legs | Eugene Mirman | ||
18 | Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo | Eugene Mirman | ||
19 | Heart | Eugene Mirman | ||
20 | Throat, Arms & Hands | Eugene Mirman | ||
21 | Head | Eugene Mirman | ||
22 | Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax | Eugene Mirman | ||
23 | Fuckscape | Eugene Mirman | ||
24 | Enter The Fuckscape | Eugene Mirman | ||
25 | Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner | Eugene Mirman | ||
26 | I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor | Eugene Mirman | ||
27 | I Thought I Was The Pancake Man | Eugene Mirman | ||
28 | You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter | Eugene Mirman | ||
29 | Eugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects Library | Eugene Mirman | ||
30 | Introduction | Eugene Mirman | ||
31 | Horse | Eugene Mirman | ||
32 | Horse Galloping | Eugene Mirman | ||
33 | Horse III | Eugene Mirman | ||
34 | Duck | Eugene Mirman | ||
35 | Duck II | Eugene Mirman | ||
36 | Dog | Eugene Mirman | ||
37 | Cat | Eugene Mirman | ||
38 | Cat Purring | Eugene Mirman | ||
39 | Cat Asking For Directions | Eugene Mirman | ||
40 | Two Sheep Arguing | Eugene Mirman | ||
41 | Mice Making Fried Rice | Eugene Mirman | ||
42 | Bear | Eugene Mirman | ||
43 | Wolf | Eugene Mirman | ||
44 | Fox Embarrassed About His Boner | Eugene Mirman | ||
45 | Giraffe Sleeping | Eugene Mirman | ||
46 | Turtle | Eugene Mirman | ||
47 | Turtle II | Eugene Mirman | ||
48 | Chicken Prostitute Haggling | Eugene Mirman | ||
49 | Shark | Eugene Mirman | ||
50 | Toilet Flushing | Eugene Mirman | ||
51 | Blender | Eugene Mirman | ||
52 | Automatic Door Opening | Eugene Mirman | ||
53 | Doorbell | Eugene Mirman | ||
54 | Alarm Clock | Eugene Mirman | ||
55 | Frying Pan Sizzle | Eugene Mirman | ||
56 | Teapot Whistle | Eugene Mirman | ||
57 | Dishwasher Running | Eugene Mirman | ||
58 | Telephone Ringing | Eugene Mirman | ||
59 | Telephone Falling On The Ground | Eugene Mirman | ||
60 | Shower Running | Eugene Mirman | ||
61 | Crackling Fire | Eugene Mirman | ||
62 | VCR Ejecting A Tape | Eugene Mirman | ||
63 | Group Of Businessmen Agreeing | Eugene Mirman | ||
64 | Baby Locked In A Dresser | Eugene Mirman | ||
65 | Fart | Eugene Mirman | ||
66 | Long Fart | Eugene Mirman | ||
67 | Fart III | Eugene Mirman | ||
68 | Little Girl Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
69 | Man Walking In Boots | Eugene Mirman | ||
70 | Screaming Man | Eugene Mirman | ||
71 | Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man | Eugene Mirman | ||
72 | TV Audience Clapping At Food | Eugene Mirman | ||
73 | Drum Circle | Eugene Mirman | ||
74 | Rave | Eugene Mirman | ||
75 | Last Guy At A Rave | Eugene Mirman | ||
76 | Train | Eugene Mirman | ||
77 | Steam Engine | Eugene Mirman | ||
78 | Neon Sign | Eugene Mirman | ||
79 | Motorcycle | Eugene Mirman | ||
80 | Scanning An Item | Eugene Mirman | ||
81 | Feeling For A Ripe Avocado | Eugene Mirman | ||
82 | Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy | Eugene Mirman | ||
83 | Jack-In-The-Box | Eugene Mirman | ||
84 | Jigsaw Puzzle | Eugene Mirman | ||
85 | Fire Truck | Eugene Mirman | ||
86 | Video Game | Eugene Mirman | ||
87 | Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie | Eugene Mirman | ||
88 | Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For | Eugene Mirman | ||
89 | Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar | Eugene Mirman | ||
90 | Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock | Eugene Mirman | ||
91 | Powerful Senator | Eugene Mirman | ||
92 | Powerful Senator II | Eugene Mirman | ||
93 | Fighter Plane | Eugene Mirman | ||
94 | Ambient Noise In An Airplane | Eugene Mirman | ||
95 | Airplane Flying | Eugene Mirman | ||
96 | Police Siren | Eugene Mirman | ||
97 | Police Siren In Europe | Eugene Mirman | ||
98 | Police Siren In Belgium | Eugene Mirman | ||
99 | Gun Shot | Eugene Mirman | ||
100 | Machine Gun | Eugene Mirman | ||
101 | .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon | Eugene Mirman | ||
102 | Gays In The Military | Eugene Mirman | ||
103 | Thunder | Eugene Mirman | ||
104 | Rain | Eugene Mirman | ||
105 | Hurricane | Eugene Mirman | ||
106 | Blizzard | Eugene Mirman | ||
107 | Snowing | Eugene Mirman | ||
108 | Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business | Eugene Mirman | ||
109 | Computer Downloading A File | Eugene Mirman | ||
110 | New Email | Eugene Mirman | ||
111 | Traffic | Eugene Mirman | ||
112 | Kids Playing In The Park | Eugene Mirman | ||
113 | Kids Playing In The Park II | Eugene Mirman | ||
114 | Spaceship Flying | Eugene Mirman | ||
115 | Spaceship Crashing | Eugene Mirman | ||
116 | Going To Warp Speed | Eugene Mirman | ||
117 | Alien Supermarket | Eugene Mirman | ||
118 | Laser Gunfire | Eugene Mirman | ||
119 | Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands | Eugene Mirman | ||
120 | Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower | Eugene Mirman | ||
121 | Tacos | Eugene Mirman | ||
122 | Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats | Eugene Mirman | ||
123 | Tree Falling In A Forest | Eugene Mirman | ||
124 | Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong | Eugene Mirman | ||
125 | Summertime | Eugene Mirman | ||
126 | People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency | Eugene Mirman | ||
127 | Helicopters | Eugene Mirman | ||
128 | Living Helicopter Complaining | Eugene Mirman | ||
129 | Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna | Eugene Mirman | ||
130 | Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial | Eugene Mirman | ||
131 | Elephant Having Trouble | Eugene Mirman | ||
132 | One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money | Eugene Mirman | ||
133 | Telephone Calling A Toaster | Eugene Mirman | ||
134 | Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question | Eugene Mirman | ||
135 | Shortwave Radio | Eugene Mirman | ||
136 | Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall | Eugene Mirman | ||
137 | Dentist Having Sex | Eugene Mirman | ||
138 | Panda At A Hotel | Eugene Mirman | ||
139 | Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them | Eugene Mirman | ||
140 | Cat That Doesn't Mind | Eugene Mirman | ||
141 | Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky | Eugene Mirman | ||
142 | Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous | Eugene Mirman | ||
143 | Old Man’s Penis | Eugene Mirman | ||
144 | Dial Tone | Eugene Mirman | ||
145 | Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom | Eugene Mirman | ||
146 | Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie | Eugene Mirman | ||
147 | Guy Getting A Sweet Beej | Eugene Mirman | ||
148 | Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic | Eugene Mirman | ||
149 | Bellhop Who Got Stung | Eugene Mirman | ||
150 | LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi | Eugene Mirman | ||
151 | LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise | Eugene Mirman | ||
152 | Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich | Eugene Mirman | ||
153 | Too Many Pieces Of Paper | Eugene Mirman | ||
154 | Puddle | Eugene Mirman | ||
155 | Magic Clown Using His Powers | Eugene Mirman | ||
156 | Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion | Eugene Mirman | ||
157 | The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better | Eugene Mirman | ||
158 | Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong | Eugene Mirman | ||
159 | Misogynistic Maple Trees | Eugene Mirman | ||
160 | Apple Sauce Being Naughty | Eugene Mirman | ||
161 | Safe Word | Eugene Mirman | ||
162 | Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf | Eugene Mirman | ||
163 | Cookies Being Arrested | Eugene Mirman | ||
164 | Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat | Eugene Mirman | ||
165 | Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World | Eugene Mirman | ||
166 | Desk Covered In Hair | Eugene Mirman | ||
167 | Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time | Eugene Mirman | ||
168 | Boy Who Loves Hammocks | Eugene Mirman | ||
169 | Dustpan | Eugene Mirman | ||
170 | A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter | Eugene Mirman | ||
171 | Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies | Eugene Mirman | ||
172 | Yellow Line That Divides Roads | Eugene Mirman | ||
173 | Smell Of A Pear | Eugene Mirman | ||
174 | Group Of Wealthy Men | Eugene Mirman | ||
175 | Confused Child | Eugene Mirman | ||
176 | 25 Rats Sleeping | Eugene Mirman | ||
177 | Flowers | Eugene Mirman | ||
178 | Fishing | Eugene Mirman | ||
179 | Boat | Eugene Mirman | ||
180 | Mizzenmast | Eugene Mirman | ||
181 | Bow | Eugene Mirman | ||
182 | Stern | Eugene Mirman | ||
183 | Basement | Eugene Mirman | ||
184 | Rainbow | Eugene Mirman | ||
185 | Telescope Being Defensive | Eugene Mirman | ||
186 | Larry King Being Told Important Information | Eugene Mirman | ||
187 | Well | Eugene Mirman | ||
188 | The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record | Eugene Mirman | ||
189 | Salad | Eugene Mirman | ||
190 | Little Girl Teasing A Lamp | Eugene Mirman | ||
191 | Zoo With Nothing To Lose | Eugene Mirman | ||
192 | Racist Stapler | Eugene Mirman | ||
193 | Friendship Bracelet | Eugene Mirman | ||
194 | Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir | Eugene Mirman | ||
195 | Two Lost Fireflies | Eugene Mirman | ||
196 | Humpback Whale | Eugene Mirman | ||
197 | Elevator At The Empire State Building | Eugene Mirman | ||
198 | Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis | Eugene Mirman | ||
199 | Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood | Eugene Mirman | ||
200 | French Kids Picking Apples | Eugene Mirman | ||
201 | Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts | Eugene Mirman | ||
202 | Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated | Eugene Mirman | ||
203 | RomneyCare & ObamaCare | Eugene Mirman | ||
204 | The Nerve Of Some People | Eugene Mirman | ||
205 | Boner School | Eugene Mirman | ||
206 | Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident | Eugene Mirman | ||
207 | A BuzzFeed List | Eugene Mirman | ||
208 | Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged | Eugene Mirman | ||
209 | Fox News & MSNBC | Eugene Mirman | ||
210 | Amicable Divorce | Eugene Mirman | ||
211 | Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom | Eugene Mirman | ||
212 | Snacks In Iraq | Eugene Mirman | ||
213 | Telecommuting Cat | Eugene Mirman | ||
214 | Nano-Horse | Eugene Mirman | ||
215 | Hebrew Ray | Eugene Mirman | ||
216 | Caldor Binge Drinking | Eugene Mirman | ||
217 | Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game | Eugene Mirman | ||
218 | Details | Eugene Mirman | ||
219 | School Teacher Given Permission | Eugene Mirman | ||
220 | High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future | Eugene Mirman | ||
221 | Cheese | Eugene Mirman | ||
222 | Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City | Eugene Mirman | ||
223 | The Czech Republic | Eugene Mirman | ||
224 | Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad | Eugene Mirman | ||
225 | Hotel Bed That Is Tired | Eugene Mirman | ||
226 | Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels | Eugene Mirman | ||
227 | Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction | Eugene Mirman | ||
228 | Digital Drugs | Eugene Mirman | ||
229 | A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs | Eugene Mirman | ||
230 | Marijuana | Eugene Mirman | ||
231 | PCP | Eugene Mirman | ||
232 | Heroin | Eugene Mirman | ||
233 | Apple Cider Vinegar | Eugene Mirman | ||
234 | MDMA | Eugene Mirman | ||
235 | LSD | Eugene Mirman | ||
236 | Amoxicillin | Eugene Mirman | ||
237 | Peyote | Eugene Mirman | ||
238 | Amaretto Sour | Eugene Mirman | ||
239 | Oxycodone | Eugene Mirman | ||
240 | Over 45 Minutes Of Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
241 | Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
242 | More Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
243 | Still Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
244 | I Simply Keep Crying | Eugene Mirman | ||
245 | Introduction To Spoken Russian | Eugene Mirman | ||
246 | Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook | Eugene Mirman | ||
247 | Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations | Eugene Mirman | ||
248 | Conversational Russian In The Workplace | Eugene Mirman | ||
249 | Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings | Eugene Mirman | ||
250 | Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest | Eugene Mirman | ||
251 | Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces | Eugene Mirman | ||
252 | Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia | Eugene Mirman | ||
253 | Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia | Eugene Mirman | ||
254 | Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status | Eugene Mirman | ||
255 | Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages For Your Personal Use | Eugene Mirman | ||
256 | Intro To Ringtones | Eugene Mirman | ||
257 | Phone Call | Eugene Mirman | ||
258 | Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate | Eugene Mirman | ||
259 | Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo | Eugene Mirman | ||
260 | Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp | Eugene Mirman | ||
261 | Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle | Eugene Mirman | ||
262 | Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada | Eugene Mirman | ||
263 | Phone Is Ringing | Eugene Mirman | ||
264 | Friend | Eugene Mirman | ||
265 | Love | Eugene Mirman | ||
266 | Spicy Fish | Eugene Mirman | ||
267 | Mother Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
268 | Father Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
269 | Mother 2 | Eugene Mirman | ||
270 | Father 2 | Eugene Mirman | ||
271 | Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da | Eugene Mirman | ||
272 | Aaaaaaaa | Eugene Mirman | ||
273 | Wife Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
274 | Husband Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
275 | Someone Is Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
276 | Fuckface Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
277 | Acquaintance | Eugene Mirman | ||
278 | Unnnnnn | Eugene Mirman | ||
279 | Auauauauauauau | Eugene Mirman | ||
280 | Wouowowoooouuuooo | Eugene Mirman | ||
281 | Whistle Ring | Eugene Mirman | ||
282 | Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr | Eugene Mirman | ||
283 | Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr | Eugene Mirman | ||
284 | Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu | Eugene Mirman | ||
285 | Gwreeegwkqreu | Eugene Mirman | ||
286 | Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu | Eugene Mirman | ||
287 | Hraaaa! Hraavlaa! | Eugene Mirman | ||
288 | Luuuuleelaaalalou!! | Eugene Mirman | ||
289 | Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua | Eugene Mirman | ||
290 | Answer The Phone | Eugene Mirman | ||
291 | Pffrrrtttt | Eugene Mirman | ||
292 | Susan Sarandon Is Calling | Eugene Mirman | ||
293 | Colleague | Eugene Mirman | ||
294 | Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo | Eugene Mirman | ||
295 | Hey! | Eugene Mirman | ||
296 | Waffles | Eugene Mirman | ||
297 | Fuckbuddy | Eugene Mirman | ||
298 | Piano Cleaner | Eugene Mirman | ||
299 | Bryan | Eugene Mirman | ||
300 | Cream Cheese | Eugene Mirman | ||
301 | Rabbi | Eugene Mirman | ||
302 | Priest | Eugene Mirman | ||
303 | I Can't Answer The Phone | Eugene Mirman | ||
304 | Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages | Eugene Mirman | ||
305 | Dr. Fart | Eugene Mirman | ||
306 | Sarah | Eugene Mirman | ||
307 | Social Anxiety | Eugene Mirman | ||
308 | The Sizzle-Maker | Eugene Mirman | ||
309 | Mittens | Eugene Mirman | ||
310 | Kate | Eugene Mirman | ||
311 | No Answer | Eugene Mirman | ||
312 | Debbie | Eugene Mirman | ||
313 | Andrew | Eugene Mirman | ||
314 | Phil Donahue | Eugene Mirman | ||
315 | Kaitlin | Eugene Mirman | ||
316 | Old Man | Eugene Mirman | ||
317 | Steve | Eugene Mirman | ||
318 | Lucy | Eugene Mirman | ||
319 | Judy | Eugene Mirman | ||
320 | Megan | Eugene Mirman | ||
321 | Leave Your Name | Eugene Mirman | ||
322 | Kim | Eugene Mirman | ||
323 | Tim | Eugene Mirman | ||
324 | Miguel | Eugene Mirman | ||
325 | Sebastian | Eugene Mirman | ||
326 | Penicillin Dong | Eugene Mirman | ||
327 | Thong McHacky-Sack | Eugene Mirman | ||
328 | Matt | Eugene Mirman | ||
329 | Katie | Eugene Mirman | ||
330 | Confident Balls | Eugene Mirman | ||
331 | Robert | Eugene Mirman | ||
332 | Mr. Shitface | Eugene Mirman | ||
333 | Pile Of Sneakers | Eugene Mirman | ||
334 | Pasta Nasty | Eugene Mirman | ||
335 | Crème Fresh Jackson | Eugene Mirman | ||
336 | I Can’t Answer The Phone | Eugene Mirman | ||
337 | Flitchy Woo-Woo | Eugene Mirman | ||
338 | Slick Motherfucker | Eugene Mirman | ||
339 | Sleepy Horse | Eugene Mirman | ||
340 | Can’t Come To Phone | Eugene Mirman | ||
341 | Dawn | Eugene Mirman | ||
342 | I Am A Doctor | Eugene Mirman | ||
343 | Nick | Eugene Mirman | ||
344 | Poodle | Eugene Mirman | ||
345 | Hello, Mr. Cunt | Eugene Mirman | ||
346 | Standard Greeting 1 | Eugene Mirman | ||
347 | Standard Greeting 2 | Eugene Mirman | ||
348 | Standard Greeting 3 | Eugene Mirman | ||
349 | Standard Greeting 4 | Eugene Mirman | ||
350 | Standard Greeting 5 | Eugene Mirman | ||
351 | Standard Greeting 6 | Eugene Mirman | ||
352 | Standard Greeting 7 | Eugene Mirman | ||
353 | I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To) | Eugene Mirman | ||
354 | 195 Orgasms | Eugene Mirman | ||
355 | Please Take Off Your Shoes | Eugene Mirman | ||
356 | Don Draper Has The Flu | Eugene Mirman | ||
357 | Moons Over Your Hammy | Eugene Mirman | ||
358 | It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor | Eugene Mirman | ||
359 | Now My Back Hurts | Eugene Mirman | ||
360 | Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up | Eugene Mirman | ||
361 | Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin | Eugene Mirman | ||
362 | Oops | Eugene Mirman | ||
363 | Sneaking Around The Zoo | Eugene Mirman | ||
364 | Goodnight, Buddy | Eugene Mirman | ||
365 | Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry | Eugene Mirman | ||
366 | Faxed To The Wrong Number | Eugene Mirman | ||
367 | Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing | Eugene Mirman | ||
368 | 1960’s Street Fight | Eugene Mirman | ||
369 | Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks | Eugene Mirman | ||
370 | You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) | Eugene Mirman | ||
371 | Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret | Eugene Mirman | ||
372 | The Best Misunderstanding | Eugene Mirman | ||
373 | Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel | Eugene Mirman | ||
374 | Kindhearted Fireman | Eugene Mirman | ||
375 | Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold | Eugene Mirman | ||
376 | Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President | Eugene Mirman | ||
377 | Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun | Eugene Mirman | ||
378 | Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner | Eugene Mirman | ||
379 | Goofballs Having Silly Fun | Eugene Mirman | ||
380 | The Jackal Never Misses! | Eugene Mirman | ||
381 | Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs | Eugene Mirman | ||
382 | Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain | Eugene Mirman | ||
383 | Don’t Mind If I Do… | Eugene Mirman | ||
384 | Round One Goes To Princess-Rump | Eugene Mirman | ||
385 | Happy And Stuffed | Eugene Mirman | ||
386 | Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch | Eugene Mirman | ||
387 | Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp | Eugene Mirman | ||
388 | Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache | Eugene Mirman | ||
389 | Have We Met? | Eugene Mirman | ||
390 | No, Please… After You | Eugene Mirman | ||
391 | Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It | Eugene Mirman | ||
392 | Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded | Eugene Mirman | ||
393 | 88% On Rotten Tomatoes | Eugene Mirman | ||
394 | Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy | Eugene Mirman | ||
395 | Two Rascals Showing Off | Eugene Mirman | ||
396 | 48 And Flexible | Eugene Mirman | ||
397 | That Was Worth It | Eugene Mirman | ||
398 | Bandits Helping Around The House | Eugene Mirman | ||
399 | Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling | Eugene Mirman | ||
400 | I’m The Autodidact Of Amour | Eugene Mirman | ||
401 | Oh, My Wife Knows | Eugene Mirman | ||
402 | That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded | Eugene Mirman | ||
403 | The Healing Heart / Mother-In-Law | Eugene Mirman | ||
404 | Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party | Eugene Mirman | ||
405 | We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland | Eugene Mirman | ||
406 | Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant | Eugene Mirman | ||
407 | Two Adults In A Small Space | Eugene Mirman | ||
408 | Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News | Eugene Mirman | ||
409 | www.thepleasuresallmine.gov | Eugene Mirman | ||
410 | I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore | Eugene Mirman | ||
411 | Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven | Eugene Mirman | ||
412 | These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! | Eugene Mirman | ||
413 | Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful | Eugene Mirman | ||
414 | I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now | Eugene Mirman | ||
415 | The Kindness Of Strangers | Eugene Mirman | ||
416 | We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind | Eugene Mirman | ||
417 | IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World | Eugene Mirman | ||
418 | Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating | Eugene Mirman | ||
419 | I Voted For McCain In 2000 | Eugene Mirman | ||
420 | New Car Smell, Old Car Feel | Eugene Mirman | ||
421 | Paul Can Really Push Good | Eugene Mirman | ||
422 | Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want | Eugene Mirman | ||
423 | David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange | Eugene Mirman | ||
424 | Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo | Eugene Mirman | ||
425 | Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer | Eugene Mirman | ||
426 | Germaphobe Does Not Mind | Eugene Mirman | ||
427 | Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise | Eugene Mirman | ||
428 | Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy | Eugene Mirman | ||
429 | Fart Walrus | Eugene Mirman | ||
430 | French Woman Enjoying A Danish | Eugene Mirman | ||
431 | No Shirt, No Shoes - Service | Eugene Mirman | ||
432 | With Or Without You (Preferably With) | Eugene Mirman | ||
433 | Shouts And Murmurs | Eugene Mirman | ||
434 | Pilates Are Invigorating | Eugene Mirman | ||
435 | I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu | Eugene Mirman | ||
436 | The Last Rock Star | Eugene Mirman | ||
437 | It's Noon Somewhere | Eugene Mirman | ||
438 | My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago | Eugene Mirman | ||
439 | Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good | Eugene Mirman | ||
440 | Love Clean Up, Aisle One | Eugene Mirman | ||
441 | Found Your Thing Using MapQuest | Eugene Mirman | ||
442 | Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store | Eugene Mirman | ||
443 | This Cheesecake Is Divine | Eugene Mirman | ||
444 | Jam Session | Eugene Mirman | ||
445 | Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) | Eugene Mirman | ||
446 | Even Better Than An Associate Degree | Eugene Mirman | ||
447 | I Went To School In The Boston Area | Eugene Mirman | ||
448 | Happiness Is A Warm Dong | Eugene Mirman | ||
449 | Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole | Eugene Mirman | ||
450 | Call Me Dr. Stardust | Eugene Mirman | ||
451 | Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze | Eugene Mirman | ||
452 | Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator | Eugene Mirman | ||
453 | Operation Cooch-Toot | Eugene Mirman | ||
454 | Preggo! | Eugene Mirman | ||
455 | My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days | Eugene Mirman | ||
456 | Sure, In There Is Fine | Eugene Mirman | ||
457 | The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia | Eugene Mirman | ||
458 | Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) | Eugene Mirman | ||
459 | We Were Just Talking About You | Eugene Mirman | ||
460 | Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford | Eugene Mirman | ||
461 | Sophisticated? | Eugene Mirman | ||
462 | We Deserve A Michelin Star | Eugene Mirman | ||
463 | Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces | Eugene Mirman | ||
464 | Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish | Eugene Mirman | ||
465 | How Very Hemmingway Of You | Eugene Mirman | ||
466 | Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton | Eugene Mirman | ||
467 | Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation | Eugene Mirman | ||
468 | Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief | Eugene Mirman | ||
469 | I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? | Eugene Mirman | ||
470 | Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short | Eugene Mirman | ||
471 | Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? | Eugene Mirman | ||
472 | Dirty Boulevard | Eugene Mirman | ||
473 | Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? | Eugene Mirman | ||
474 | Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird | Eugene Mirman | ||
475 | The Wish-Maker Will See You Now | Eugene Mirman | ||
476 | Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker | Eugene Mirman | ||
477 | The Shenanigans You Requested | Eugene Mirman | ||
478 | What Gusto! | Eugene Mirman | ||
479 | Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) | Eugene Mirman | ||
480 | Wet Hot Americano | Eugene Mirman | ||
481 | A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source | Eugene Mirman | ||
482 | Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit | Eugene Mirman | ||
483 | A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven | Eugene Mirman | ||
484 | Too Soon? | Eugene Mirman | ||
485 | Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties | Eugene Mirman | ||
486 | Never You Mind That | Eugene Mirman | ||
487 | She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter | Eugene Mirman | ||
488 | Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game | Eugene Mirman | ||
489 | Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence | Eugene Mirman | ||
490 | Two Gigolos, One Office Manager | Eugene Mirman | ||
491 | Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting | Eugene Mirman | ||
492 | It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man | Eugene Mirman | ||
493 | Nothing Goes To Waste | Eugene Mirman | ||
494 | My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse | Eugene Mirman | ||
495 | Make Yourself At Home | Eugene Mirman | ||
496 | Meet Me By The Condom Machine | Eugene Mirman | ||
497 | I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours | Eugene Mirman | ||
498 | Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out | Eugene Mirman | ||
499 | Fire Your Dentist! | Eugene Mirman | ||
500 | Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two | Eugene Mirman | ||
501 | Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit | Eugene Mirman | ||
502 | I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There | Eugene Mirman | ||
503 | Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style | Eugene Mirman | ||
504 | Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship | Eugene Mirman | ||
505 | Sally’s In Charge | Eugene Mirman | ||
506 | Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons | Eugene Mirman | ||
507 | The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” | Eugene Mirman | ||
508 | It’s Raining Dan | Eugene Mirman | ||
509 | It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) | Eugene Mirman | ||
510 | College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be | Eugene Mirman | ||
511 | Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help | Eugene Mirman | ||
512 | A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables | Eugene Mirman | ||
513 | Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting | Eugene Mirman | ||
514 | Best Friends / Next Level | Eugene Mirman | ||
515 | Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real | Eugene Mirman | ||
516 | Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding | Eugene Mirman | ||
517 | A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure | Eugene Mirman | ||
518 | So Glad That Was You Behind Me | Eugene Mirman | ||
519 | An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman | Eugene Mirman | ||
520 | Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude | Eugene Mirman | ||
521 | Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm | Eugene Mirman | ||
522 | Crammin’ For The Jam Exam | Eugene Mirman | ||
523 | I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk | Eugene Mirman | ||
524 | You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir | Eugene Mirman | ||
525 | Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers | Eugene Mirman | ||
526 | You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! | Eugene Mirman | ||
527 | Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer | Eugene Mirman | ||
528 | I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen | Eugene Mirman | ||
529 | Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other | Eugene Mirman | ||
530 | They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man” | Eugene Mirman | ||
531 | Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl | Eugene Mirman | ||
532 | So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse | Eugene Mirman | ||
533 | File Under “The Rolling Stones” | Eugene Mirman | ||
534 | No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct | Eugene Mirman | ||
535 | My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles | Eugene Mirman | ||
536 | Two-State Solution With Benefits | Eugene Mirman | ||
537 | My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position | Eugene Mirman | ||
538 | Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey | Eugene Mirman | ||
539 | Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning | Eugene Mirman | ||
540 | So This Is Medicaid? | Eugene Mirman | ||
541 | Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie | Eugene Mirman | ||
542 | Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood | Eugene Mirman | ||
543 | Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door | Eugene Mirman | ||
544 | No Senator, I Already Have Two | Eugene Mirman | ||
545 | PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder | Eugene Mirman | ||
546 | Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work | Eugene Mirman | ||
547 | A Real Whodunnit! | Eugene Mirman | ||
548 | Horace’s Compromise | Eugene Mirman | ||
549 | Plutocrats Got Feelings Too | Eugene Mirman |