Album DE 2006 on New Amerika label
Electronic and Rock (Rhythmic Noise, Punk, Experimental)
![]() | Geldgeber Manager , album by |
![]() | 50 Ways To Kill Me voc, music by, vocals, album by |
![]() | Stevie Hayes , vocals |
Jay Haley liner notes |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
2 | Lodge Amputated Scrotums In My Throat | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
3 | When Im Asleep In My Own Car Throw A Molitov Cocktail At It | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
4 | Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
5 | Make Me Try To Walk Across A High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
6 | Seal Me Inside Of A Castle So I Think I'm A King Of The Castle Untill I Relize Theres No Food In There And I Have To Eat My Own Penis And Then Eventually Starve | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
7 | Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
8 | Put Me On A Wheelchair And Send Me Downhill Into A Busy Road | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
9 | Put Me On The Merry-Go-Round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
10 | Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
11 | Make Me Get Drunk And Drive | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
12 | Give Me A Surgery That Leads My Esophogus To A Garbage Pail Instead Of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out And I Become Malnurished | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
13 | Have Spikes Under A Trampoline And Then Make The Springs As Loose As My Cunt So That I Fall Into The Spikes | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
14 | Hang Me | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
15 | Handcuff One Of My Hands To The Back Of A Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand To The Back Of A Truck. Tell The Drivers To Drive In Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far For Miles Untill My Arms Finally Pop Out Of The Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them On Backwards So I Get So Sick Of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump In Front Of A Train | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
16 | Convince Me To Have An Eating Disorder So I Loose Alot Of Weight. Then Give Me A Baloon To Hold And When I'm Really High Up In The Air Throw A Chinese Star At The Balloon So I Come Falling Down | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
17 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
18 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Crockadiles | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
19 | Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Stingrays | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
20 | Bring Me To The Zoo So I Can Tease The Lions And Then Open Their Cage And Unleash Them! Down Kitty-Cat Down! | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
21 | What The Fuck?! Shove The Worlds Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass And Than Call It | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
22 | Feed Me A Gallon Of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
23 | Build A Time Machine And Send Me Back To Jurassic Times To Become A Dinosaur's Brunch | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
24 | Put Razorblades In My Cerial | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
25 | Have A Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn Into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out Of A Sloppy Pussy | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
26 | Clog My Lungs With A Banana | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
27 | Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
28 | Cut Off My Fingers And Make Me Eat My Own Fingers In A Finger Sandwhich | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
29 | Cut Off My Hand And Slap Me In The Face With My Own Hand | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
30 | Saw Off My Arm And Beat Me To Death With My Own Arm | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
31 | Put Me In A Guillotine And Lop Off The Head | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
32 | Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-Saw | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
33 | Shove A Queen Ant Up My Eye-Socket So That An Ant Colony Devolpes In My Brain | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
34 | Put A Bullet In My Brain | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
35 | Sit Me Down On A Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
36 | Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
37 | In A Winter Battle | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
38 | Gas Me With Zyklon | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
39 | Crack Open My Head With My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
40 | Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
41 | Blow My Brains Across The Room Onto The Wall With My Own Gattling Gun | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
42 | Eat Anthrax, Then Poo The Anthrax Into My Mouth | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
43 | Throw Bombs At Me | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
44 | Inject A Fly With So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger Than A Mammoth, Then Poo Out A Doodie-Rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
45 | Get A Mut Pregnant, Then Use Its Milk To Make Dog Icecream, Then Poison It And Feed It To Me For Brunch | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
46 | Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
47 | Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
48 | Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind Of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close To A Tree And Topple The Thing Over And Fall Into The Blade | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
49 | Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
50 | Feed Me Poisoned Applepie | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
51 | Untitled | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
52 | Untitled | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
53 | Untitled | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
54 | Untitled | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
55 | Put A Bullet In My Brain | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
56 | Feed Me Poisoned Apple Sauce | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
57 | Lop Off My Limbs With A Rusty Bonesaw | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me | ||
58 | Outtakes | Geldgeber Manager / 50 Ways To Kill Me |