Album UK 2008 on Heavy Entertainment label
Spoken Word (Spoken Word)
A new studio recording of over 50 poems, many never before recorded, and including six brand new poems.
Pam Ayres , *1947 GB album by |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
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1 | The Broken Woman | Pam Ayres | 3:42 | |
2 | Global Warming | Pam Ayres | 2:55 | |
3 | They Should Have Asked My Husband | Pam Ayres | 3:02 | |
4 | I Love a Little Narrow Boat | Pam Ayres | 2:19 | |
5 | The Akaroa Cannon | Pam Ayres | 2:01 | |
6 | I Am Ready, Mr Prescott | Pam Ayres | 1:22 | |
7 | Arthur Dan Steely the Novelty Act | Pam Ayres | 3:50 | |
8 | The Downhill Skier | Pam Ayres | 2:02 | |
9 | Call Out the Mountain Rescue ! | Pam Ayres | 1:33 | |
10 | On White Horse Hill | Pam Ayres | 1:40 | |
11 | Walking to Falkirk | Pam Ayres | 2:40 | |
12 | Puppy Problems | Pam Ayres | 2:05 | |
13 | No Alarm on the Flight Deck | Pam Ayres | 2:16 | |
14 | Searching for Bryan Brown | Pam Ayres | 2:25 | |
15 | The Biological Clock | Pam Ayres | 2:45 | |
16 | Wayne | Pam Ayres | 0:35 | |
17 | Jones the Invisible Man of the Third | Pam Ayres | 2:29 | |
18 | Who's Had My Scissors ? | Pam Ayres | 1:44 | |
19 | The Packing Poem | Pam Ayres | 4:49 | |
20 | I Want to Go Home | Pam Ayres | 3:08 | |
21 | If I Only Had My Glasses, I'd Be There | Pam Ayres | 2:24 | |
22 | There's Some Mistake | Pam Ayres | 1:42 | |
23 | Jim | Pam Ayres | 2:12 | |
24 | All Too Much of a Fag | Pam Ayres | 0:52 | |
25 | Won't Someone Take Our Barbecue Away ? | Pam Ayres | 2:55 | |
26 | Don't Kiss Me | Pam Ayres | 2:00 | |
27 | The Nasty Cornish Pasty | Pam Ayres | 0:45 | |
28 | Bonemeal | Pam Ayres | 0:17 | |
29 | Tippy Tappy Feet | Pam Ayres | 2:15 | |
30 | Behold My Bold Provider | Pam Ayres | 2:26 | |
31 | Miss Grundy and The Grand Hotel | Pam Ayres | 2:30 | |
32 | Once I Was a Looker and So Was My Spouse | Pam Ayres | 2:18 | |
33 | Please Will You Take Your Children Home Before I Do Them In | Pam Ayres | 2:12 | |
34 | The Paper Ears | Pam Ayres | 1:10 | |
35 | Through the Lens | Pam Ayres | 1:40 | |
36 | Dump It ! | Pam Ayres | 1:24 | |
37 | Cling to Me Nigel | Pam Ayres | 1:34 | |
38 | Yes I'll Marry You My Dear | Pam Ayres | 1:22 | |
39 | Silver Wedding Speech | Pam Ayres | 2:46 | |
40 | The Battle of Portaloo | Pam Ayres | 3:08 | |
41 | Dear Lord Litchfield | Pam Ayres | 2:20 | |
42 | Crabby Christmas | Pam Ayres | 2:05 | |
43 | Mixed Ward | Pam Ayres | 0:35 | |
44 | Too Fat | Pam Ayres | 4:02 | |
45 | Count Me Out | Pam Ayres | 1:54 | |
46 | The Hernia Aria | Pam Ayres | 1:03 | |
47 | Surgically Enhanced | Pam Ayres | 3:24 | |
48 | The Pension Poem | Pam Ayres | 2:48 | |
49 | Woodland Burial | Pam Ayres | 0:58 | |
50 | Dont Bother, I'll Do It Myself | Pam Ayres | 1:17 | |
51 | The Mattress Up the Stairs | Pam Ayres | 4:44 |