Album DE 1981 on Schallmauer label
Electronic and Rock (Pop Rock, Abstract, Punk, New Wave, Ska, Synth-pop, Parody)
This record is a parody of the bands mentioned in the tracklisting. Actually every song is by Xao Seffcheque, who imitates the style of each band. The German music press (Sounds, Musik Express) fell for it at the time and reviewed it as an actual compilation. According to Musik Express, Kraftwerk were the first to take legal action, so that a sticker, "Achtung Satire!" (Caution: Satire!) or 'Diese Platte ist eine Parodie' ('This record is a parody'), had to be attached to the sleeve. Issued with a double-sided A4-sized insert with lyrics, distributors and some jokes. This pressing has no label rim text and no GEMA A1, B16 are taken from the single Happy New Wave. A2, A4, A6, A8, A10 are summarily listed on the label after the tracks of Side A ("Stalagmit 1-5"), the same for B2, B4, B6, B8, B10, B12, B14 on Side B ("Stalagmit 6-12"), B14 being barely audible. A5 was later re-recorded by Tanzmix with Peter Hein on vocals. A7 is made out of samples taken from Punk Macht Dicken Arsch, the overdubbed spoken word bit by Peter Hein is taken from the tapes later released on Herrenreiter. A9 is an actual contribution by Sternhagel and was later re-recorded for his solo album Sternhagel Kommt.. A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve. B11 is listed as "Sample & Hold (Wer Bitter Im Munde Hat, Kann Nicht Süsspricken)" on the back sleeve. B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00). Back sleeve gives thanks "for participation" to the credited musicians plus Anne Effertz, Bernd Schmidt, Padeluun, Boyd Rice, Peter Glaser, Mike A. Hentz, Wolfgang Schmelter, Brigitte Brehm, Monroe, Schampoo, Susanne & Karin, Das Büro, rara, Albert H. aus HH, "and to you of course for buying this record!"
![]() | Xao Seffcheque g, *1956 AT electronics, uncredited, guitar, uncredited, vocals, uncredited, album by |
![]() | Ferdinand Mackenthun eb, cb, b, bass, uncredited |
![]() | Frank Mart g, bvoc, 1922-2014 DE vocals, uncredited, bass, uncredited |
![]() | Olet Labor design, design concept, idee |
![]() | Rainer Mackenthun dr, drums, uncredited |
![]() | Andreas Brüning sax, saxophone, uncredited |
![]() | Ralph Albertini dr, saxophone, uncredited |
![]() | Die Geldschweine , performer on track |
![]() | Kraftwerk , performer on track |
![]() | Xao Seffcheque + Die Pest , performer on track |
![]() | Vielleichtors , performer on track |
![]() | Mittagspause , performer on track |
![]() | Peter Hein voc, *1957 DE vocals, uncredited |
![]() | Sternhagel voc, g, fl, DE performer on track |
![]() | Not Mean Themselves , performer on track |
![]() | Wirtschaftswunder , performer on track |
![]() | Der Plan , performer on track |
![]() | Siluetes 61 , performer on track |
![]() | Die Lemminge , performer on track |
![]() | Die Nachdenklichen Wehrpflichtigen , performer on track |
![]() | Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft , performer on track |
![]() | Der KFC , performer on track |
![]() | Residenz , performer on track |
![]() | O.R.A.V.s , performer on track |
Esther Nöcker backing vocals, uncredited |
Michael Arnal photography by |
Richard Gleim photography by |
No | Title | Artist | Composer | Duration |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Pop-Seite | Xao Seffcheque | ||
2 | Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut | Die Geldschweine | 2:15 | |
3 | Stalagmit 1 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
4 | Fortschrittsträume | Xao Seffcheque + Die Pest | 5:54 | |
5 | Stalagmit 2 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:07 | |
6 | Bring Deinen Körper Auf Die Party! | Vielleichtors (2) | 4:40 | |
7 | Stalagmit 3 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:08 | |
8 | Es Hat Keine Disco Hier | Mittagspause (2) | 1:31 | |
9 | Stalagmit 4 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
10 | King Kong | Sternhagel | 3:02 | |
11 | Stalagmit 5 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
12 | Wrong Colours | Not Mean Themselves (2) | 3:18 | |
13 | Versuchs-Seite | Xao Seffcheque | ||
14 | Hinweise Zum Neuen Klang | Wirtschaftswunder | 2:23 | |
15 | Stalagmit 6 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:07 | |
16 | Fehlplan (Wir Sind So Müde) | Der Plan (2) | 1:52 | |
17 | Stalagmit 7 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
18 | Mannesmann | Siluetes 61 (2) | 1:32 | |
19 | Stalagmit 8 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
20 | Why We Hate The Residents | Die Lemminge (2) | 2:13 | |
21 | Stalagmit 9 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
22 | Ist Free-Jazz Heilbar? | Die Nachdenklichen Wehrpflichtigen | 2:18 | |
23 | Stalagmit 10 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:07 | |
24 | Sample & Hold | Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft (2) | 3:25 | |
25 | Stalagmit 11 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:07 | |
26 | Endlösung | Der KFC (2) | 0:51 | |
27 | Stalagmit 12 | Kraftwerk (2) | 0:06 | |
28 | Alles | Residenz (2) | 0:00 | |
29 | Punk Supermarkt | O.R.A.V.s (Liedermachos) | 5:54 |